Granted But-

[Alucard]

Person 1: I wish I could Fly.

Person 2: Granted, but you hit an airplane.

Etc. Etc.

Sooo.. My go?

I wish I could choose to live or become part of any Anime/Manga/Game/Book, I wanted! >:3

[Kib]

Granted, but when you become part of it, no one likes it anymore so it's discontinued.

I wish my teeth didn't hurt so I could eat something. ;~; I'm hungry...

[Alucard]

Granted, but in the end they all fall out! >

I wish I was faaaamous!

[Kib]

Granted, but then a guy gets obsessed with you and kills you. >D

I wish I had a dollar. :3

[Alucard]

Granted, but the dollar has a curse on it so it becomes a man eating dollar and eats chu! D:

Oh nuuu! I'll try saving you! D:

I wish I had an awesome sword that helps me go beast to save Kib! >:3

[Kib]

Granted, but the sword goes beast instead of you and cuts your foot off!

I wish I had a needle and thread so I could sew your foot back on!

[Alucard]

Granted buuuut; The needle gets mad at you and goes into your eye ball!

I wish I could pull out the needle without pain!

[Kib]

Granted, but then the needle gets mad that you removed it from my eye and sews your lips shut!

I wish I had scissors to cut your lips open! >D

[Alucard]

Granted; But the scissors break and fall cutting open your toe

I wish yur toe was healed.

[Kib]

Granted, but my hurt toe was replaced with your healthy toe and now you have my bleeding toe. :3

I wish I had a bandaid for your/my bleeding toe.

[Alucard]

Granted- But the bandaid got mad and ate of the toe and spat it out at you.

xD

I wish things wouldn't come alive so randomly.

[Kib]

Granted, but now nothing comes alive and everything is dead. D:

I wish I was alive again.

[Alucard]

Granted but you die of a diesese the next day.

I wish no one had to die.

[Kib]

Granted, but then the world becomes over populated and we are all mashed together. D:

I wish I lived on the moon so I wouldn't have to touch anyone. :3

[Alucard]

Granted but you die of lack of oxygen.

I wish I owned Saturn.

[Kib]

Granted, but then the aliens come and steal it from you.

I wish I was back alive and could live without breathing!

[Alucard]

Granted, but because of this you'll loose your tastebuds...

I wish SIlver (my character) wasn't in such pain...

[Kib]

Granted, but she has to shave her head in return.

I wish I had a cookie..

[Alucard]

Granted; but it runs away.

I wish that I could call you...

[Kib]

Granted, and that has no down side.

I wish you were a kitty so I could take you home to live with me. :3

[Alucard]

Granted; but my friend had to come with me. xD

I wish that I was a kitten too! >

[Kib]

Granted but now you have to live with me for eva and eva!

I wish I could find my drawing of Tyson I scanned in... ;.;

[Alucard]

Granted- but then as soon as you get it it gets erased. D:

I wish my grandmother hadn't died...

[Vi3tMaglc]

The member 'Alucard' has done the following action : Attacks

#1 'Regular Attack' : 8

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#2 'Regular Attack' : 4

[Kib]

Granted and nothing bad happens. *huggles*

I wish I could cheer you up. :c

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