Random Quotes! >:3

[Alucard]

Simple and Easy, just post any random and funny quotes you have in your mind at the top of your mind. l3 Feel free to post as many times as you wish, just have fuuun! >:3

Ian: A wise man once said during the scope monkey trial- 'Darwin was wrong, Man has still not evolved from Ape.' And personally... I believe him.

Beyond Birthday on August 19th 6:00 a.m: If only I could see the death of the world.

L: I am L. (simple and small, I know, BUUT; you gotta admit, just that one phrase is epic. xD


(this one all goes together, one of my most favorite scenes. xD 'Cause both look sexy, mostly L though. xD)
Raito to L: L,
L toward Raito: Kira
Both at the same time: I'm going to find and dispose of you, if it's the last thing I do!! I... Am righteous!
(Buuuut, I believe in the anime it said 'I am justice' Which personally, in my eyes it's a lot better. xD But you know.. You got it. ^^)

(I love this scene soooo much... I used to be able to quote every word said in it, but... It's been awhile. '^^)

L: have you ever spoken a word of truth since you were born?

L: Everyone can't be perfect, Everyone lies...
Raito: Even so, i'll never tell lies that will hurt people that I love.
(End of all I can remember. xD)

L: If you use your head, you won't get fat even if you eat sweets.
(Ohhhh! So true! )

L: Bang!
Matsuda- What the hell Ryuuzak?!
L: If I were Kira, you'd be dead.
(Just cause it's hilarious. ;3)

Light: "You make it sound like if I do too well, you suspect me even more."
L: "Haye, it is now 3 percent."

Raito: It looks like you won't be satisfied unless I am Kira!
L: Not satisfied unless you're Kira...? Yes...that may be true...I have just realized something, I wanted Light-kun to be Kira.
(Daaw, poor Raito!)

Ian- A very wise and the smartest man in the world once told me 'My motto is an eye for an eye'
Vince: Let me guess... L, right?
Ian: Haye. ^^
Vince: So... In layman's terms and you followed the rule of an eye for an eye, then if someone was to have sex with you, would it be sex for sex?
Ian: Yes-HEY! I mean no!
Vince: *cracking up rolling all over the floor laughing*

Misa shows unexpectedly at Raito's collage while L was there-
Raito: I've never in my life wanted to punch a girl like I want to right now...
(Go on, go on, do it! Do EEEEEET! We all know she needs a good punch in the face! >)

(Well, since I'm in tennis, I think it'd be right if I gave off some tennis quotes. Besides, the tennis scene was a subliminal yaoi moment. xD)
L: This is just a simple tennis match, it's not enough to determine if he might be Kira...but Kira hates to lose."

L: He who moves first always wins."

Raito: You can't ever win if you're always on the defensive, to win you have to attack!"

L: Relax Yagami, Kira hates to lose, but you don't have to be Kira to want to win a tennis match."
(^^ yay, tennis! Though it's really painful... o.o)

L: College is fun if you didn't have to worry about dying.
(Daaaaw... Poor L.)


Delano- Hmm?
Silver: Nothing... I was talking to my hiccups.
(Epic. Thankies Silvee! xD)


And that's all I got so far. ^^ I'll probably get more, and yesh, I know that most were from Death Note, but Death Note is soo cool. xD Much more left though! <3




"So her name was Sizzling bacon. But I lid to call her S.O.B or Sizzling of Bacon." ~ Tyler

Epic.. xD But you have to be there to get it.. ^^



"We NEED to bring them back!" ~ Sol snarling at Luc.
"No, we don't NEED to do anything, we CHOOSE to see IF we do anything." ` Luc's final judgement.

(I don't know why I like his phrase so much, but theres just so much wise air about it.. o.O)



"My two brothers... They're assumptions and accusations and thoughts are all built and persuaded around their biased contradictions... One for the hate of humanity and all other kinds, the other is a lover who refuses to kill anyone innocent weather proven guilty or not guilty, he believes I should live. And that is why I was born and created, I'm not biased toward any side, and I show no sympathy toward anyone for that particular reason. I know and see everything, but I'm just as deaf and blind as the next person... So my choice is the only true one that matters here, that is why I'm here, to be the referee between mine and my brothers decisions toward everything, so why must I show any sympathy, when I have no right too?" ~ Quotes from Luc my cherrie toward Sol, another friend of mines cherrie.

(I dunno, but I SERIOUSLY adore quoting Luc... o.O)


People who use others are stupid, but people who are used are even more stupid. ~ Ritsuka

"Sit Back Now, Let Me Tell You A Tale
Where Justice Does Not Prevail
About An Ill-Fated Life, So Very Full Of Strife
Where Two Wrongs Do Not Make A Right,

So
When I Was Born
I Did Surely Scorn
My Proud Parents Name
Then Their Lives Went Down The Drain
Drove Them Insane
My Birth Was A Curse
I Bit The Nurse
Oh, But I Love The Worst!

I Deserve To Be Slowly Submersed
Dried Out Then Laid In A Hearse

When I Was Two
I Poured Super Glue
Into My Fathers Hair
As He Sat Unaware
In His Arm Chair
Much To His Dismay
Had To Cut It All Away
Oh, But It Felt Great!

I Deserve To Be Cut And Filleted
Then Tossed About In Disarray
Until The Pieces Melt Away

I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
Not Quite What I Seem..

Ah, Hell

It's Exactly What It Seems!

When I Was Four
I'd Wait By The Door
With A Knife In My Hand
And A Most Devious Plan
It Would Be Quite Grand
As The Mail Fell Through The Slot
The Sharp Edge He Got
Oh, But I Like The Thought!

I Deserve To Be Tied In A Knot
Broken Bones And Blood Clots

When I Was Six
I Used To Trick
The Next Door Neighbors Son
In The Woods We Would Run
Time For Fun
Hide And Seek Has A Cost
He Would Be Forever Lost
Oh, But I Love To Scoff!

I Deveserve To Have My Head Lopped Off
Hidden And Covered In Moss
Until This Memory's Forgot

I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
Not Quite What I Seem...

Ah, Hell

It's Exactly What It Seems!

When I Was Eight
I Used To Hate
The Color Of My House
So As Quite As A Mouse
I Burned It Down
To The Ground
When No One Was Around
Oh, But I Love The Sound!

I Deserve To Be Quickly Put Down
Rotting Six Feet Underground

When I Was Ten
I Used To Pretend
To Drown In The Sea
Till They Come And Rescue Me
Then Proceed
To Laugh In Their Face
Such A Disgrace
Oh, But I Love The Taste!

I Deserve To Have My Brains Displaced
All Over The Fireplace
Until This Life Has Been Erased

I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I do
Bad Things

Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
Not Quite What I Seem..

Ah, Hell

It's Exactly What It Seems!

When I Was Twelve
I Used To Delve
Into Evil Schemes
Just To Illicit Screams
Boost My Self Esteem
Pushed My Sister Down A Well
She Just Fell
Oh, But I Love To Dwell!

I Deserve To The Roast Deep Down In Hell
When No One Can Hear Me Yell

When I Was Fourteen...
Nothing Much Happened...

Well, There Was That One Time... >:3

I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
Not Quite What I Seem...

Ah, Hell

It's Exactly What It Seems!

When I Was Sixteen
Life Was Frightening
My Brother Was Quiet Dull
So With Laughter In My Skull
Pushed Him In A Hole
Then Buried Him Alive
He Barely Survived
Oh, But I Love The Cries!

I Deserve To Be Battered And Fried
In An Electric Chair That's Set On High

Now That I'm Eighteen
I Still Hate Things
From This Padded Cell I Call My Home
No Friends, No Phone
No Life To Call My Own
Here I Will Lie
Until The Very Day I Die
Until My Blood Begins To Dry
And I Return To The Darkness From Whence I Came.

So....

I Am Not A Bad Man
Even Though I Do Bad Things
Very Bad Things
Such Horrible Things
But It's Not Quite What It Seems
Not Quite What I Seem..
Ah, Hell
I'm Exactly What I Seem!" ~ Ransom singing quietly to himself a large smile upon his face.

Bandit: And that my friend is quiet true, most of it, which is REALLY creepy...

[Kib]

Hakuna Matata! <3

[DragonMossstar]

Time is like a bar of soap. It constantly slips out of your grasp, and then when you run out, you have to find a way to buy some more.

[Kib]

Cheyenne: Looook at me gooooo! I'm Goooing in Cirrclleess!
Me: Your moaning in circles?
Cheyenne: Yesss loook at mee I can't stoppittt!
Me: ...
Cheyenne: Wait, what?

Kinda had to be there xD

[Mime]

"Most is big, but the world is bigger." -Me

"The world is a weak place, it doesnt matter how you win just as long as you do." -Hougen Ginga Densetsu Weed

[MrPrince]

"When life gives you Algebra, make Algebraaid."
(Joke in math class)

"Anything humans can imagine, is a possibility in reality"
- Eiichiro-sama

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