Re: Quote of The Day!

iCookieVampire Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:45 am

Admin wrote:I changed it for her birthday gift xD haha I found out how to .... I am just smart like that ;D

oh geee what i always wanted xDD

**Admin** Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:24 am

iCookieVampire wrote:
Admin wrote:I changed it for her birthday gift xD haha I found out how to .... I am just smart like that ;D

oh geee what i always wanted xDD

oh yea ;D

iCookieVampire Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:07 am

Admin wrote:
iCookieVampire wrote:
Admin wrote:I changed it for her birthday gift xD haha I found out how to .... I am just smart like that ;D

oh geee what i always wanted xDD

oh yea ;D

ohhhh yessh O.o

**Xiah** Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:03 am

I do agree with the English thing. ._.

**Viet** Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:45 pm

Lol this one always makes me laugh Razz

Specially when I think of the barber as my parents and how they always think they are so smart.

Dumb as Einstein

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey son, may I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"

Shadow_Fur Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:52 pm

Lmao!

**Viet** Sat Aug 01, 2009 7:19 pm

Okay, going to stop the humor quotes for today and post something else for a change.

I've been getting these quotes from a website and these have got to be my all time favorites.

Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

"If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile... But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me."

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

**Xiah** Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:51 pm

I like the last two ones. rabbit

lcarsos Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:58 am

Ooh, I like that first one. Also, the one about giving over 100% I thought was hilarious, thanks for that.

**Viet** Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:10 pm

Yeah, the first two were the best in my opinion.
And your welcome Razz

This might be offensive to some girls, but it seemed funny to me. (You can replace husband store with wife store or w/e if it makes you feel better xD)

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands...

First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left."